Neil Diamond night?  Boring.  It's going to be the easy listening radio station tonight.  I'm ready for one of the worst lineup of song choices ever on the show.

I'm also not all that into the top five.  There's some likable people, but are they great singers?  And yeah, I'm late on this again.  I just can't watch it while it's actually on TV.  I gots stuff to do.  Yeah, it makes my commentary less relevant, but it's not like it's important anyways.

Jason Castro singing Forever in Blue Jeans.  I guess this is okay.  But what did I say about the easy listening station?  Yeah, it's that.  Grade C

David Cook singing something, who care's what the title is, no one knows this song.  People only know Sweet Caroline.  Okay, so he's taking an unknown and trying to make it rock.  Well, his voice is sounding okay. It was a little rough lower.  Once he got to his upper mid range he can get his rock voice out.  But so what?  This song is dum.  Grade C+

Brooke White singing I'm a Believer.  I guess the Monkees made this song popular.  This is bad news.  This is what some girl would sing in their car to their friends.  Uh, okay, yup, that's the way it sounds.  It's too low for her so it's just sounding muddy.  There's no energy to it.  Aw man, this is pretty bad.  Grade D

David Archuletta singing I'm totally gonna win this season.  Oh, he's going to sing Sweet Caroline.  Man, I hate this song, but it's going to work because people actually know this song.  He doesn't sound half-bad.  He's not totally on, but at least it's not a wreak.  Yeah, I'm at the point where I'm complimenting the contestants if it doesn't totally suck.  I guess it could be worse.  We could be in season 6.  Grade B-

Syesha singing a light ballad.  Here's the problem, no one knows these songs.  She's doing okay.  But she's just boring.  I nodded off a couple times.  Grade B

Jason Castro doing some ballad.  I have no idea what this song this is.  This is just too much like easy listening channel.  Ug.  Grade C

Wow, this night is really turning out to be one of the worst shows ever. I don't mean the performances, but the entire night.

David Cook.  It's just him and a guitar.  This will at least make it seem less cheesy.  He's actually sounding pretty good in his whispery tender voice.  Oooh, he's going up and it's getting all power ballady now and it's actually sounding really good.  Falsetto notes sounded good.  Hey, it wasn't bad.  Grade B

Brooke playing the piano.  This should be way better than her first song.  There's no way it couldn't be. This is way more her element.  I mean, she's not sounding great.  She's basically Carly Simon.  The song didn't really do anything.  Grade C+

David Archuletta singing There's Coming To America. Oh man, I HATE this song.  It's the cheesiest pseudo-patriotic song.  People will love it though.  But all that said, he performed it fairly well.  Grade B

Syesha singing an upbeat easy listening song.  Boring.  I don't even want to comment.  She's singing it well.  Grade B

Man, this was one of the worst nights ever for song choices.

Ranking

1.  David Cook.

2.  David Archuletta

3.  Syesha

4.  Jason Castro

5.  Brooke