I always knew clowns were evil. I'm not sure why clowns are hired for children birthday parties. They're absolutely frightening. I guess the rational is that if you're a parent and you hate your kid's friends, you hire a clown for his birthday party so that his friends will relate him to a feeling of grotesque horror and stay away from him forever. Which is probably good because your kid's friends probably listen to Hanna Montana and the Jonas Brothers.