Devotionals

Wow, people complain a lot. People are so negative. No one ever remembers about all the things we do right. They just focus on the one thing we do wrong. I mean, it's not like I was driving all that fast. He shouldn't have been stopped in the first place, or driving a car made by GM.

We often think of our lives our lives like a juggler, with a bunch of pins in the air – or in this case, cats. We have our work life, family life, church life, financial life, soccer practice, lawn care, recreation, hobbies, businesses, projects. How do we keep all the juggling pins up in the air? And if you've actually learned to juggle real objects, then you're probably either really talented or a big nerd.

A phrase we've heard since childhood is, "If you put your mind to it, you can grow up to be anything you want to be." And that is why I stand before you today as Celine Dion.

You might feel a little bit inadequate when you compare your spiritual usefulness to others. Maybe you feel like you're not quite as useful to God because you don't minister to hundreds of people like your pastor, or you don't have an inconsistently updated online devotional that's totally funny yet life changing.

Something that all couples deal with are fights.  Fortunately for me, I'm a ninja so whenever a fight comes up, I can use my ninja training, weapons and strength...  to stealthfully slip away and flee into the night.

Just because God picked someone out for you and you found that person doesn't mean that your relationship is automatically going to be awesome. It takes work, dedication and separate bank accounts.

Marriage is so trivialized in our culture. No one really seems to value it anymore. Much like VHS tapes or John Travolta.

One of the burning questions everyone faces is, "Who should I date?" It ranks right up there with other burning questions like, "What is my calling?" and, "Who actually listens to the Black Eyed Peas?"

Yeah, I'm sure you're aware of people who think Sundays are for God and worship and the rest of the week is for non-God stuff like work, mowing the lawn, and cleaning up the dog's poop. Even though we try to avoid that thinking, we end up living like that. Especially the part about the poop.

Have you ever made the wrong call, or used the wrong strategy and things don't turn out the way you wanted, and now things suck, and now you feel guilty? But it's not necessarily from a sin you committed? But even though it wasn't a sin, you still feel kinda guilty? And I'm talking about more than just accidentally flipping the channel to Heroes.