Here's decent song from Dizmas. The video is a fairly standard tour video. They have a really big trailer. I hate driving trailers. You ever try to back up with one? It's totally impossible. It's like trying to drive backwards, but backward backwards with a blindfold and a gremlin moving the steering wheel at random.
I'm sure this video has some sort of meaning, I'm just not gonna try to figure it out right now. Maybe you can. I got stuff to do like figure out when I'm going to see Iron Man again.
Here's Divebomber from our show on this past Saturday. A couple points of note - our kids are 15 and 13. Jordan's classmate is also 15 and he plays bass for us. His name is Cullen. He's really good. Victoria sings a couple lines by herself. It's cute. Could you imagine being in a band with your mom? In related news, we have a show this Saturday as well. You can check out that info on our myspace or facebook pages.
Here's a pretty good video and song. It's an animated video, nothing crazy, but it fits the song. I'm not sure what the classic crime would be. But it probably has something to do with letting your dogs poop in other people's yards. Specifically two Great Danes and a Rottweiler. More specifically a black Great Dane named "Zoe" and a brown one that I don't know the name of and a black Rottweiler. You might not think it's much of a crime, but then you don't have to mow my lawn, do you?
I always knew clowns were evil. I'm not sure why clowns are hired for children birthday parties. They're absolutely frightening. I guess the rational is that if you're a parent and you hate your kid's friends, you hire a clown for his birthday party so that his friends will relate him to a feeling of grotesque horror and stay away from him forever. Which is probably good because your kid's friends probably listen to Hanna Montana and the Jonas Brothers.
Wow, I really liked this video. It's serious and silly at the same time. The Myriad is a group of hunters in a magic wood with weird creatures who agree to a certain task. I don't want to spoil it for you, but the creature turns out to be the lead singer's father who is actually dead during the whole video and the entire environment is a computer generated dream piped into the humans' brains so they can be used for energy.
Oh, Sleeper just got a bunch of stuff stolen on the road. Here's their latest video. Lots of yelling and fast guitar parts. Oh, and goat heads. This video kinda reminds me of the last time my family and I ate at Old Country Buffett.
Well there's no yelling or chugga-chugga breakdowns so you kids might not like this one. It's power ballad all the way through. And I'm not so sure about this video, but if you get bored, you can watch this other one with Episode III footage instead. That is if you like getting upset about the demise of Star Wars and the overuse of CG.
I guess it's Underoath week here. They released a video. Well, if you like people screaming directly into the camera, this video is for you, cause there's a whole lotta it going on. I personally can't scream for very long. Unless Full House comes on the TV. Like here's the entire episode: Joey says something totally unfunny about Jesse's hair, then Jesse goes, "Have mercy", then Steph goes, "How rude!", then the Olsen girls go, "You got it dude." And thunderous laughter follows along with me hitting speed dial for my therapist.
Edison Glass is about to go on tour. About this video, I'm not quite sure what's going on cause it's kinda all over the place. It has stop animation, and some Atari stuff, and some black and white sketchy stuff, comp'ed crowds, an old lady, a baby in a trenchcoat. I'm confused even though I'm a smart guy. Smart enough to avoid 10,000 BC and any products that is promoted by that yelling bearded commercial guy.
This song ain't bad. I like how the chorus sounds. The performance in the video kinda doesn't match the vocals. Like there's tons of head banging going on. It makes it look like she's supposed to have grrr in her voice, but her voice is clean and clear. But anyways, it's a strong single. And yes, 'grrr' is a word. I checked Wikipedia. That's always right.
This lead singer is amazing. He can turn his guitar into a mic, and then turn it back into a guitar. Then, sometimes he makes the guitar/mic invisible. I have those same powers, but it involves nachos and chicken feet. A skill that comes in handy at school functions.
It's a good song with a high quality video, but man, they just have the lead singer doing the most boring thing ever during the entire video. The other dudes in the video get to totally rock out... and... the lead singer sits there twirling what I'm guessing is the machinery the song is talking about. I think he got in trouble and his bandmates have him in time-out.
Man, it's like onslaught of videos from the labels lately. Here's one called "A Toast to Bad Taste." You know what would be crazy? If the drink you're making the toast with is what has the bad taste. Whoa. What would be even crazier is if you were using toast to make a toast and that toast had bad taste. I think my head would explode.
I've always kinda liked Monarch. Here's an interesting concept for a video. It starts off really slow, then you start understanding where the video is going. Then the song picks up and things start moving. There's not really a payoff, but whatever, it's a decent song. It's kinda like hot dogs, you're kinda like, "I dunno if I want a hot dog," then you're like, "aw man, this hot dog is good," then you're like "I guess I'm done." It wasn't exciting, but it was still a good snack.
