Are you feeling down and depressed?  Well I have something that will make you laugh.

 

The Playstation 3 is going to be $500!

 

AH HAA HAA!  Whoo wee!  Oh HO HO! 

 

And that's the cheap version!

 

HA! 

 

Seriously. 

 

That's why it's so funny.

 

The higher model is going to be $600!

 

"Um, yes I'd like to purchase a PS3."

 

"How would you like to pay for that today?"

 

"With a second mortgage on my house."

 

"Any games with that?"

 

"Oh yeah, a game, right.  $60 more.  I need to play games on this.  Um, yeah, I'd like Madden 7, or 8, or whatever version we're on."

 

"You know the players have cool facial expressions."

 

"Uh, great."

 

"And while I'm throwing away my children's future, throw in Gran Turismo 4 or 5 or whatever."

 

"You know, you can customize your car."

 

"Uh, yeah, great."

 

"You know the PS3 controller is innovative, it has tilt sensing."

 

"So, what games use it?"

 

"Uh, just this one over here."

 

Do you hear that large sucking sound?  I'll give you a hint, it starts with "S" and ends in "ony."