I think this whole "Extreme" thing has gotten out of hand.  Do you know what is being sold on grocery store shelves?  "Extreme Wheat Bread".   I don't know how this came about, but you know, in some corporate office someone had to have made this decision…

 

You know Mr. Chairman; I am simply not getting a rush out of eating bread.  I think we can make bread more exciting.  Our bread simply lacks punch.  Somehow we have to make bread thrilling for people to eat. 

 

You are right!  Long have I yearned for that emotion when I eat bread.  Many times have I thought to myself, "My life is quite boring, if only this bread were more exhilarating, only then would my life seem worth living."

 

I've got it! We can pack the power of six types of wheat into one bread.   

 

Not six!  That's too extreme!

 

But, wait!  That's what we'll call it… Extreme Wheat Bread!

 

But if parents make sandwiches out of this extreme wheat bread, won't kids be jumping up on the cafeteria tables shouting, "I am EXTREEEMMMMEEE!!!!"

 

Possibly, but that's the point of it all.  This type of bread will bring excitement back into sandwiches.  The excitement bread hasn't seen since the late 70's!

 

What's funny is Julia bought the bread.  And we are eating the extreme wheat bread.  All of a sudden I have the urge to skate down mountains and punch people in the face.