Newsflash!  I just reviewed the new Sounds album.  Read it here and be amazed on my poor writing skills.  Well you can do that here.  But you won't know anything about the new album. 

I'm going to eat a Yodel now.  For some reason you can order them online.  Who in the world is going to order a box of Yodels online?

Not only that, who actually thought that anyone is going to order Yodels online? 

Look at this shipping blurb…

Orders are shipped within 7-14 days depending upon the quantity purchased.  Refrigerated items will ship OVERNIGHT Express mail within 7-14 days of the date your order is placed.  You will note additional shipping charges apply to refrigerated items.  Once your item has shipped, we will email the tracking number to you so you can track your shipment if you wish.

So, let me get this straight.  If I want a box of Yodels, I not only have to pay about 25 cents more than I can buy it at Giant, but I have to wait one to two weeks for it AND pay shipping? 

Did you see that?  You can also track your order.  So everyday you can see what new city your Yodels are in.  Oh the excitement. 

The internet is completely out of control.