In case you were wondering about how our new house looks like, here it is.

 

 

I can tell you this.  If you have any trim to paint in your house – I don't want to help.  So don't ask.  If trim is east, I am west.  If trim is Megatron, I am Optimus Prime.  If trim is Kirk, I am Khan. 

 
Our porto-potty is so magical that a sunflower is growing next to it.

 

Now, I know a lot of you hated Lady in the Water, but I actually liked it.  It's not a scary movie, so don't even think that.  But if you don't like the first four minutes of the set-up, don't bother watching the rest of the movie. 

 

The USA basketball team better crush everyone or else I'll be disappointed.  Other than the Brazil game, we're looking good. 

 

Ugh.  The Raiders first stringers better get their act together or it's gonna be yet another wasted year.  I'm gonna have to pick a secondary team to root for or I'll be out another season. 

 

Our dog Brutus is weird.  If you scratch a certain part, he starts to nibble your hand. 

 

It's hard to imagine but a year ago, I was getting ready to get married.  Now I'm getting ready to finish a house.  I wonder what next year will bring?  Hopefully I'll actually get some time to goof off and play some video games (on the Wii of course). 

 

I gotta go.  I need to go paint some trim.  Trim... from heck's heart, I stab at thee!