A little bit ago Julia went to make cookies but the measuring cup was nowhere to be found so she couldn't properly measure how much flour she was going to add into the mix. 

 

But we proceeded with the cookies anyway – throwing caution to the wind.

 

You see - we like to live life on the edge.  Who knows what would happen if a little more or less flour was placed into the cookies?

 

That's right... no one.

 

Except for God.  And there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of prophesies in the Holy Scriptures concerning chocolate-chip cookies.

 

So after closing my Biblical concordance it was decided to proceed with the mission.

 

The cookies were placed into the oven.  Many minutes of anticipation elapsed.  What would the future bring? 

 

And this is what came out…

 

 

Okay, yeah, I know, it looks like vomit.  But my question for you is…

 

You know how "toss your cookies" is another phrase for "vomit"?  Well now we know the origin of the term.  That is how awesome we are – we can combine the culinary arts with linguistics. 

 

But how did the vomit cookies taste?  That is the true question. 

 

In fact, they were quite good.  You should make some. 

 

So here's Julia and Conrad's recipe for Vomit Cookies…

 

Vomit Cookies

 

Ingredients:

1. All the other stuff other than flour

2. Flour

 

Preheat the over to whatever the directions tell you to. 

 

Now mix all your stuff together, putting in less flour than you're supposed to. 

 

Place cookies on a really nice totally non-stick pan (this makes the cookies spread out even more). 

 

Pop the cookies in for however long the directions tell you to. 

 

While you wait, surf the internet and go to message boards posting how much you love metal-core bands or bands where all the dudes wear eyeliner. 

 

After the cookies are done, let them cool down.  This gives all you guys time to apply eyeliner, cause obviously dudes always wear eyeliner even when they're sitting around the house.  It's not a gimmick, really. 

 

After your eyeliner is applied, enjoy the Vomit Cookies.

 

Happy dining from Julia and Conrad.